We get asked all the time, "So when are you having kids"
The canned response is...we're trying and then we get the proverbial "oh" and a look of pity from the person asking.
Here are the top ten things I wish I could say to those people, as I am tiring of my standard response.
10. Oh, we want to but, I'm allergic to child dander.
9. Kids are just aliens sent to us from outer space, and i don't believe in illegal immigration.
8. I accidentally shot the stork, he looked like a pheasant to me
7. We are waiting until human cloning is legal, the world definitely needs more Jay's
6. My penis fell off
5. We are waiting until we get a little older, we are hoping to have that awkward moment where one of our kids friends ask us, "oh are you Jay Jr's Grandparents?"
4. I'm a liberal
3. Well since you ask, We are both gay, but we wanted to be the first legal gay marriage.
2. We have spirit children
1. Oh we just had a little girl, we named her Nunya.....Nunya Damn Business
Keep your dumb questions to yourself...Next time I get asked by a ditzy member of the relief society I'm gonna say...."Oh you're glowing, when are you due?"
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Amen Brotha. Nate and I were married for almost 9 yrs before we had our first kid. We got so sick and tired of that question. I usually said, "Well, I was pregnant, but we just lost it." Watch their face then. haha. Wish I had some of your excuses back then. Good luck Jay.
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